The trouble with explaining basketball to a Jedi is the temptation to discuss the Force every time a ball hangs briefly in the air. You could spend an entire afternoon insisting that a jump shot is quite ordinary. Austin Spurs Star Wars Night 2027 gives that imaginary conversation a sensible setting: H-E-B Center at Cedar Park on March 7, with doors opening at 2:00pm and tip-off at 3:00pm Central time.

The Spurs have extended an open invitation to costumed fan groups at 2100 Avenue of the Stars, an address that might briefly confuse a particularly literal astromech. Cedar Park is the destination; a star chart is optional. Put the afternoon on the calendar and let the basketball settle the question of how much levitation is really involved. End time estimated; four-hour duration used because no end time was supplied. The calendar therefore runs to 7:00pm, without claiming that as the confirmed game finish.