You could imagine a smuggler choosing an evening’s entertainment by consulting a very complicated star chart. Routes to calculate, coordinates to check, one suspicious blinking light to ignore. For Monroe Moccasins Star Wars Night 2027, the navigation is refreshingly terrestrial: Monroe Civic Center in Monroe, Louisiana, on February 13, 2027. Leave the imaginary star chart folded. This destination has a street address.

Doors open at 5:45pm, and the listed event runs from 7:05pm to approximately 10:00pm Central time. That unusually precise five past seven deserves a place in the flight plan, even if your vessel is a perfectly ordinary car. Hockey and Star Wars share an appreciation for a well-timed maneuver; our hypothetical smuggler would probably have opinions about both. For the rest of us, the useful coordinates are already here: a February evening, the Moccasins, and the Civic Center.