A droid arrives in San Jose with a perfectly reasonable question: if these are Sharks, why are they playing on ice? The answer may take longer than its etiquette programming allows. Meanwhile, a Jedi could spend the evening considering whether following a very small puck is an exercise in concentration or an excellent excuse
A navigator sent to Peoria might reasonably expect a river. Being directed toward an ice rink instead could prompt a careful examination of the coordinates. Fortunately, the Rivermen offer a useful reminder that a name need not explain every detail of an expedition. A Star Wars evening can proceed quite happily without a council
Someone says Dallas Stars, and you briefly suspect that the evening has been arranged specifically for people who dislike changing vocabulary between hobbies. Stars on the ice. Star Wars on the calendar. An admirably efficient system. You consider writing a note of approval, then decide that making plans for January is the more useful
You have found the Stars. This is encouraging news for anyone whose navigation experience usually involves a temperamental hyperdrive. On January 29, 2027, the destination is conveniently on Earth: Texas Stars Star Wars Night at H-E-B Center at Cedar Park, 2100 Avenue of the Stars. The supplied schedule runs from 6:00pm to approximately 9:15pm
You hear IceHogs and conclude that Rockford has no interest in timid team names. Quite right. A January hockey evening deserves a certain confidence, and adding Star Wars Night makes the calendar entry more distinctive still. You begin imagining a galactic naturalist trying to classify an icehog, then wisely abandon the exercise before it
You had meant to organize February with admirable restraint. A few sensible appointments, nothing involving an imaginary hyperdrive. Then Tulsa Oilers Star Wars Night appeared, and restraint began losing ground to the prospect of hockey with a galactic theme. You could defend the choice at length, perhaps with a chart. But surely an evening does
Suppose a Jedi were asked to explain a hockey puck. Small, dark, unexpectedly fast: a description that might prompt an unnecessarily solemn warning from the Council. In Worcester, the practical answer is to watch the ice. Worcester Railers Star Wars Night 2027 takes place at DCU Center on February 6, with puck drop at
A walleye on the ice would require explanation in many corners of the galaxy. In Toledo, the name points you toward hockey, and Star Wars Night makes the destination more appealing still. You begin to appreciate the efficiency of local knowledge. No translation device, no awkward diplomatic exchange, no anxious consultation with a droid.
Suppose a Jedi arrived in Lowell determined to meditate on stillness. Hockey would make an interesting choice of subject. The puck has other ideas, the clock is unpersuaded, and a robe offers no particular advantage in understanding an offside call. UMass Lowell Hockey Star Wars Night 2027 takes place at Tsongas Center at UMass
Suppose a protocol droid tried to explain hockey. There would be a lengthy preamble about etiquette, a worried aside about the sticks, and several objections to settling anything on ice. You might gently suggest that the droid watch a game before submitting its report. Chicago Wolves Star Wars Night 2027 offers a date for
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